Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
Maybe instead of a cast recording they need a little book of jokes from the show or something....this thread has probably sold the show for me a lot more than the released tracks!
“I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move”
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
I think if a movie is based on a true story, its probably true, just with ugly people.
Stand-by Joined: 5/19/20
jacobsnchz14 said: "
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That one was my favorite!
Featured Actor Joined: 4/3/17
Melissa25 said: "
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That line combined with your Sister Aloysius profile picture made me LOL
Valentina3 said: "I don't remember the phrasing but the egg-whisking joke got me instantly wet... Gordy was so hot in that scene haha ?"
Lulu: “I bet you can whisk an egg with that tongue.”
Gordy: “No. But I can definitely fertilize one.”
Lulu: (feels hot and bothered) “I like the way I don’t like the way you talk to me.”
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Personally, my favorite slam is “You’re pisser than a public pool”, and I say that to all my friends now
Featured Actor Joined: 8/7/10
“She said my daddy was a scoundrel.”
“In what way?”
[old lady voice] “Your daddy was a scoundrel.”
Featured Actor Joined: 8/7/10
Family is telling people to go to hell and then hoping they get there safely.
Like the personal trainer said to the lazy client, “This isn’t working out.”
Like they said at Mr. Nice Guy’s funeral, “No more Mr. Nice Guy.”
My family was so poor that if I wasn’t a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.
SO many more I wish I could remember!
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